Robert REALLY should have seen this coming.
In case it’s tough to read, the text says, “Don’t grab freaky mystical objects that are conveniently on a pedestal.” I’ll probably replace it with a script font if I ever print this, since my cursive is mediocre at best.

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I think Robert never saw Indiana Jones. 👀 (+ Kayyy you mentioned me on Twitter omg I feel honored bc I thought my comments are annoying lol)
maybe the crystals will grow into a better set of teeth than that jacked up grin youve already got robbie
On the plus side, now the Wagonthorpe Emerald is going to be much larger and more valuable.
Oh nooooo! (They say sarcastically) Whoever could have seen THIS coming???!!!